So, I was listening to Fall Out Boy's "The Mighty Fall" and I thought that Pat Stump's enunciation got better with this new album of theirs.  Until he sang, "So I'll lock you up inside/And swallow/Swallow the key."  When I heard that, I ended up hearing it as "Swallow the cheese."  Told my boyfriend, and...well...all I can say is, all Hell broke loose.

Me: NO!  DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW THE CHEESE!  WE NEED THAT CHEESE!  ALSO!  HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!  WE WILL DIE OF HIS STENCH IN THIS CAR!

Boyfriend: WHAT IF HE KNOWS LACTOKINESIS?!

Me:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Well...if he knows it, I don't think he'd really care because no one is threatening to kill him with this cheese unless he wants to commit suicide.

-sudden realization hits me-

Me: WHAT IF THEY'RE TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF HIM AND HE'S DOING IT TO COMMIT SUICIDE?!...why would they even provide an out or a weapon for him though?  Unless...unless they didn't know and they had it in a sandwich or on pizza and he lactokinesisized it to his mouth so he could eat it and kill himself.

At this point, I think my boyfriend just got really entertained with my freaking out and serious consideration of the situation. 

I've decided that I really need to write more when I'm tired because I come up with the best things and I give thought to some of the strangest things and situations that it's almost ridiculous and amazing at the same time.

Hope you all enjoyed my little update on my crazy mind.  Also, if you don't know what lactokinesis is, you definitely must watch "Misfits."

Until next time!
Dusk

Hi, Guys!

So, I had a three hour class tonight and had a cappuccino before it.  I guess I finished it just in time for the caffeine to hit my very exhausted body and mind just before class started.  Ended up freaking out all over Facebook about it because I couldn't find any other way to let all my energy out. 

The best part of this is that I had bought my friend a brownie and she came in with a hot chocolate.  So we had a nice hyper kid next to a nice little caffeine high kid.  We tried so hard not to burst out giggling in the middle of class. 

Surprisingly, the sugar and caffeine lasted us for the entire three hours.  So, we went looking for a Wal-Mart afterwards because she needed to pick something up, but we ended up wandering for a bit because we got lost.  But, it wasn't too bad.  We actually found our way eventually.

I probably should have written this while I was still buzzing with energy, but you know what, maybe next time. =P

See you around guys, I really ought to get to bed.

Good night, all!

Dusk

Hi guys!

So, I was just remembering a time that I was in the back of the car with my sister and she got really bored and this happened:

Sister: I'm bored.  Let's start an argument!  You wear a lot of black.

Me: I know.

-Parents laughing like mad in the front seats because that was not how my sister planned it at all-

Hey, Guys!

I know, it's been a real long time since I last posted.  I'm sorry about that.  Work and everything kind of got in the way of blogging.  I'm still not sure how all those bloggers out there do it.  It's a bit of a challenge, but it's interesting.

So, I'm finishing my first week of school today.  Classes look good so far.  I am still trying to figure out what I want to do when I'm done.  Maybe I'll leave here and do a business degree somewhere.  Try and start up that coffee shop that I've always wanted or a book store...or both.  Maybe I'll just work at a Chapters or Indigo that's linked with a Starbucks.  Maybe I'll just start there.  We'll see.

It'd be pretty awesome if I could have my own bookstore and coffee shop together.

We'll see how it goes.

Anyway, I'd better get ready to head to class.  I'll talk to you all another time.

Hope you have an awesome day!
Dusk

Hi guys,

Sorry about the ridiculously long silence.  I've been busy with a part time job and helping out at a cat shelter when I'm not working. 

My job keeps me running around a lot and the shelter fills up a lot of the rest of the time.  When I'm not busy doing one of those two things, I'm at home either chilling or helping out. 

Also, I've been getting some complete garbage for not going to a party because of my job.  But, you know?  I have to pay a lot of stuff off because of school.  I'm not getting a lot of hours from my job, so I need to work when I can.  The only two things that I'm taking time off for this summer are doctors' appointments, family things, and getting my licence. 

Other than that, I suppose the summer has been rather uneventful for me.  Hope you're all having a good summer.

Until next time,

Dusk

P.S. Here's a picture of Beans.  One of my favourite cats.  You could rub his belly like a little dog.  He was one of the first cats that I got attached to.  Lucky boy got adopted quite soon after I met him.  Miss him lots.  I didn't spend a whole lot of time with him, but he still has a special place in my heart.

Love you, Beanie! <3

My uncle looking at us eat some fish that we caught: Ewww, they have heads!!!

My thoughts: Ewww, you have a head!  Even worse!  It's full of ignorance to the point that it's overflowing!  I don't want to hear it!  Get it away!

~~~

Tonight, if he plans to make any such comment although we most likely won't have anything with a head still attached, I plan to point at the salad and say, "Ewww, it's full of heads!"

Uncle at a family gathering, almost every adult has defaulted to speaking Chinese.

Uncle: English, please!

My thoughts: You're damned lucky everyone else here would bother to cater to you. 

He also doesn't like Chinese food, so we have to cook a separate plate of food just for him. 

Uhm, hello?! Chinese family.  You knowingly married into it.  You're the odd one out here, so if anyone needs to conform here, it's you.  Why should we cater to you, huh?  Give me one good reason.  That's right, there isn't one.  Quit acting like a freaking BABY and get OVER yourself!

If you EVER come over to my house and I have kids by that point in time, you'd better damn well be better behaved than them!  If you're not, if you're still going to be a whiny little stink hole, you know what I'm going to say to you?  The exact.  Same.  Words.  That you said to me when I said that I wanted to lose some weight: Oh. Wah.

I will cook a Chinese meal.  I will NOT cook you a separate dish because you're a whiny little prick!  If you complain, I will tell you, "In this household, you eat what is put in front of you, or you don't eat at all because there are people out there who aren't fortunate enough to even HAVE food so readily available for them." 

Then, I will turn to my kids and ask them, "Isn't that right, kids?" and turn back to face you with the most acid-filled smile you have EVER seen IN YOUR LIFE!

So, don't you freaking complain.