Long Road Trips With My Sister

Hi guys!

So, I was just remembering a time that I was in the back of the car with my sister and she got really bored and this happened:

Sister: I'm bored.  Let's start an argument!  You wear a lot of black.

Me: I know.

-Parents laughing like mad in the front seats because that was not how my sister planned it at all-

Looking at the Future

Hey, Guys!

I know, it's been a real long time since I last posted.  I'm sorry about that.  Work and everything kind of got in the way of blogging.  I'm still not sure how all those bloggers out there do it.  It's a bit of a challenge, but it's interesting.

So, I'm finishing my first week of school today.  Classes look good so far.  I am still trying to figure out what I want to do when I'm done.  Maybe I'll leave here and do a business degree somewhere.  Try and start up that coffee shop that I've always wanted or a book store...or both.  Maybe I'll just work at a Chapters or Indigo that's linked with a Starbucks.  Maybe I'll just start there.  We'll see.

It'd be pretty awesome if I could have my own bookstore and coffee shop together.

We'll see how it goes.

Anyway, I'd better get ready to head to class.  I'll talk to you all another time.

Hope you have an awesome day!
Dusk
Hi guys,

Sorry about the ridiculously long silence.  I've been busy with a part time job and helping out at a cat shelter when I'm not working. 

My job keeps me running around a lot and the shelter fills up a lot of the rest of the time.  When I'm not busy doing one of those two things, I'm at home either chilling or helping out. 

Also, I've been getting some complete garbage for not going to a party because of my job.  But, you know?  I have to pay a lot of stuff off because of school.  I'm not getting a lot of hours from my job, so I need to work when I can.  The only two things that I'm taking time off for this summer are doctors' appointments, family things, and getting my licence. 

Other than that, I suppose the summer has been rather uneventful for me.  Hope you're all having a good summer.

Until next time,

Dusk

P.S. Here's a picture of Beans.  One of my favourite cats.  You could rub his belly like a little dog.  He was one of the first cats that I got attached to.  Lucky boy got adopted quite soon after I met him.  Miss him lots.  I didn't spend a whole lot of time with him, but he still has a special place in my heart.

Love you, Beanie! <3

Heads

My uncle looking at us eat some fish that we caught: Ewww, they have heads!!!

My thoughts: Ewww, you have a head!  Even worse!  It's full of ignorance to the point that it's overflowing!  I don't want to hear it!  Get it away!

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Tonight, if he plans to make any such comment although we most likely won't have anything with a head still attached, I plan to point at the salad and say, "Ewww, it's full of heads!"

I'm feeling a bit bitter. Can you tell?

Uncle at a family gathering, almost every adult has defaulted to speaking Chinese.

Uncle: English, please!

My thoughts: You're damned lucky everyone else here would bother to cater to you. 

He also doesn't like Chinese food, so we have to cook a separate plate of food just for him. 

Uhm, hello?! Chinese family.  You knowingly married into it.  You're the odd one out here, so if anyone needs to conform here, it's you.  Why should we cater to you, huh?  Give me one good reason.  That's right, there isn't one.  Quit acting like a freaking BABY and get OVER yourself!

If you EVER come over to my house and I have kids by that point in time, you'd better damn well be better behaved than them!  If you're not, if you're still going to be a whiny little stink hole, you know what I'm going to say to you?  The exact.  Same.  Words.  That you said to me when I said that I wanted to lose some weight: Oh. Wah.

I will cook a Chinese meal.  I will NOT cook you a separate dish because you're a whiny little prick!  If you complain, I will tell you, "In this household, you eat what is put in front of you, or you don't eat at all because there are people out there who aren't fortunate enough to even HAVE food so readily available for them." 

Then, I will turn to my kids and ask them, "Isn't that right, kids?" and turn back to face you with the most acid-filled smile you have EVER seen IN YOUR LIFE!

So, don't you freaking complain. 

Things I sometimes wish I could say to people.

"How is taking a bra off liberating?"

"Here, let me explain it to you...Imagine your balls in super skinny jeans...oh wait, you don't have any.  Nevermind then.  Toodles!"

Plants

Don't you just hate it when your tomatoes taste like plants?

...uh...what?

You know how sometimes your fruits and veggies taste like plants?...Kind of...green-tasting?

Dude...you know they are plants, right?

No, they're not!

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